tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8410616401062748816.post6495434829160882783..comments2023-11-03T04:49:04.527-07:00Comments on The Anti-Wife: Another reason being old can suckThe Anti-Wifehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02027321787352577548noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8410616401062748816.post-72821537494675590112008-05-31T12:37:00.000-07:002008-05-31T12:37:00.000-07:00I had whiplash once and remember how hellish washi...I had whiplash once and remember how hellish washing my hair was; (it didn't help that it was past my waist back then). <BR/><BR/>My (blonde) daughter loves blonde jokes, so here goes:<BR/><BR/>A blind man in a bar asks the guy sitting next to him if he wants to hear a blonde joke. <BR/><BR/>His neighbor responds angrily: "I'm blonde and I have a black belt in karate; the bartender's blonde and she's 6' 2"; the guy on the other side of you is blonde and a weight lifter. Are you sure you want to tell a blonde joke?"<BR/><BR/>"Nah," answers the blind man. "Not if I have to explain it three times."Mary Witzlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06458299046574564155noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8410616401062748816.post-73650039880955991802008-05-27T21:33:00.000-07:002008-05-27T21:33:00.000-07:00The ZipperA man walked into a supermarket with his...The Zipper<BR/><BR/>A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down.<BR/><BR/>A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open."<BR/>Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit<BR/>puzzled.<BR/><BR/>When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open." He zipped up and finished his shopping.<BR/><BR/>At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the lady was<BR/>that told him about his "barracks door." He was planning to have a<BR/>little fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a Marine standing in there at attention?"<BR/><BR/>The lady (naturally smarter than the man) thought for a moment and said: "No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old duffel bags".<BR/><BR/>Hope you feel better soon!Liane Spicerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05035607144500219524noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8410616401062748816.post-7898094386253571202008-05-27T15:45:00.000-07:002008-05-27T15:45:00.000-07:00aw, feel better soon! i know it's a drag for you a...aw, feel better soon! i know it's a drag for you and the furry bub, but i know you'll recuperate and be better than new!<BR/><BR/>you know my good news and i hope it brightened your day. i know that you understand my accomplishment even better than my own mother. (she doesn't seem to quite believe me or truly "get it". i think she will when she sees the books in the bookstores. =)<BR/><BR/>*hugs* rest and heal well and quickly!cindyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12175698109176599954noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8410616401062748816.post-3000140220023834212008-05-27T12:45:00.000-07:002008-05-27T12:45:00.000-07:00Only hopeful is that at least you will be better.h...Only hopeful is that at least you will be better.<BR/>hard to compete with Travis's jokealex ketohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08003786334665677107noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8410616401062748816.post-66710971020031359132008-05-27T10:01:00.000-07:002008-05-27T10:01:00.000-07:00AW, I can't think of anything funny right now...so...AW, <BR/>I can't think of anything funny right now...sorry. Plus I'm at work. But go back and read my post from 2007 about Words Do Hurt. That'll give you a laugh. :*)Tyhitia Greenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14070000168178880911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8410616401062748816.post-43348835590135653182008-05-27T08:37:00.000-07:002008-05-27T08:37:00.000-07:00Sorry it's taking me so long to reply. The 10 nap...Sorry it's taking me so long to reply. The 10 naps per day could have something to do with it.<BR/><BR/>Travis,<BR/>LOVED IT!!! You rock!<BR/><BR/>Ello,<BR/>Your kids are adorable! Thanks!<BR/><BR/>Erica,<BR/>I love Demon Baby. He's a fabulous child. And thanks for the candle. <BR/><BR/>Robin,<BR/>Soon as I can stay awake for more than a few minutes at a time, I'll pop over to the site. I need a good laugh right now!<BR/><BR/>Chris,<BR/>Hugs back and thanks!The Anti-Wifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02027321787352577548noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8410616401062748816.post-21375386766671991582008-05-26T23:31:00.000-07:002008-05-26T23:31:00.000-07:00Cyber hugs......Good one, Travis!:-)Cyber hugs......<BR/><BR/>Good one, Travis!<BR/>:-)Chris Eldinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11794946908789120139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8410616401062748816.post-74865679324534366242008-05-26T15:23:00.000-07:002008-05-26T15:23:00.000-07:00So sorry, Anti! It sucks to be sick. I totally r...So sorry, Anti! It sucks to be sick. I totally relate to the not healing at "our age" thing. It bites big time. If you go to www.edcarlson.com, and click on "Alt 5 productions, and then on projects, you can hear my pathetic stand up comedy efforts at the Reading Comedy Club. That should cheer you up just being glad you're not me.<BR/> Feel better, soon!Robinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12396540555696283171noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8410616401062748816.post-9450706466675957942008-05-26T14:05:00.000-07:002008-05-26T14:05:00.000-07:00Hmm . . . no jokes. But you can read my Demon Baby...Hmm . . . no jokes. But you can read my Demon Baby blog and laugh at how pathetic my life often is. ;-)<BR/><BR/>GET WELL SOON, ANTI-WIFE!!!!<BR/><BR/>E<BR/><BR/>P.S. I will light a candle for you tomorrow morning with my prayers. Even if you're not a Buddhist. I'll cover that base for ya, OK?Erica Orloffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16415925758466527671noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8410616401062748816.post-16172487941113877172008-05-26T12:34:00.000-07:002008-05-26T12:34:00.000-07:00You are not old! And you are not a woos. You are t...You are not old! And you are not a woos. You are too cranky to be a woos! ;o)<BR/><BR/>No I don't blame you for being cranky. In your shoes, I would be a crazed demanding diva that everyone would hate. <BR/><BR/>So jokes or stories, huh?<BR/><BR/>Youngest came over to me this morning, lifts up my shirt and proceeds to use her little goose stuffed animal to peck at my belly button. I asked her what she is doing and she said, "Goosey is hungry so she is eating all the yucky stuff in your belly button." I just want to clarify that I do not have belly button cheese!!!!!Ello - Ellen Ohhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18311917335471167591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8410616401062748816.post-16337867832956622612008-05-26T10:56:00.000-07:002008-05-26T10:56:00.000-07:00Here's a joke I found funny, but then again I work...Here's a joke I found funny, but then again I work for the post office.<BR/><BR/>A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.<BR/><BR/>The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?' <BR/><BR/>He says 'Yes - just caffeine'<BR/><BR/>'Have you ever been in the service?" <BR/><BR/>'Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years.'<BR/><BR/>The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward<BR/>employment, and then asks, 'Are you disabled in any way? <BR/><BR/>The guy says, 'Yes 100%...an IED exploded near me and blew my testicles off.'<BR/><BR/>The interviewer tells the guy, 'O.K. In that case, I can hire you right now. Normal hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10 AM every day.'<BR/><BR/> The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM, why don't you want me to be here before 10 AM?<BR/><BR/>'This is a government job,' the interviewer says. 'For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.'Travis Erwinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09420879160702098979noreply@blogger.com