Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Some new symbols

Warning: If you're easily offended, you might want to skip this post. However, if you're in the mood for a silly and irreverent laugh, keep reading.

A friend sent me some new symbols to add to my emoticons - you know all those little things we add to the ends of sentences like:

:) or :~) = a smile

:( or :~( = a frown


My friend calls these symbols "assicons"

Here we go:

(_!_) = regular ass

(__!__) = fat ass

(!) = tight ass

(_*_) = sore ass

{_!_} = swishy ass

(_o_) = an ass that's been around

(_x_) = kiss my ass

(_X_) = leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) = tired ass

(_E=mc2_) = smart ass

(_$_) = money coming out of your ass

and (_?_) = dumb ass


Which one will you use first?

18 comments:

Chris Redding said...

LOL
I will have to use at least one today.
cmr

lainey bancroft said...

I'd so like to email someone and claim to have (_$_), but knowing me, likely I'll be the first to tell someone to (_x_)

:P

The Anti-Wife said...

Chris,
The beauty will be in knowing that the person to whom you send it won't understand it's meaning.
Thanks for stopping by.

Lainey,
They are fun to play with aren't they? Thanks for stopping by.

Demon Hunter said...

I love them all, especially the one that's been around---lol!! :*) Too funny. Where did she get those from? LOL...

The Anti-Wife said...

Demon,
I don't know where she got them but they made me laugh. Probably one of those endless e-mails being forwarded ad infinitum.

bookfraud said...

these are asstastic!

of course, i will use (_?_) to describe myself, or at least my wife describing me.

Mary Witzl said...

Those are great!

I think I could use just about all of those, other than the one with the dollar sign in the middle. Here, of course, it would be different: (£).

The Anti-Wife said...

Bookfraud,
People usually refer to me as a (_E=mc2_).

Mary,
It's pretty funny no matter what currency you use.

moonrat said...

hahahahaha ohhhh my god

WriterKat said...

The swishy one {_!_} looks like something I see in the mirror every day.

Here's a Kat for you.

=^..^=

Holly Kennedy said...

These are great!
Too funny.

Bernita said...

These are cute.
I don't use them.
The definitions provided for emoticons in on-line lexicons always seem contradictory, so I never know if Im being insulted in code or not when I see them.

ChristineEldin said...

Noone's responded ROTFLMAO? Okay, I will!!

These are soooo funny!!!!
Thanks for sharing. I'm going to memorize them.
:-)

Travis Erwin said...

Now I just need to some up with one for Plundered Booty.

Ello said...

Where's monkeys flying out of my ass? That's the one for me right now!!

Merry Monteleone said...

OH, I like (_E=mc2_)

All very cute... wonder how we'd say silly ass.... hmmm...

Josephine Damian said...

Love them all, but will probably use smart ass and dumb ass first!

ChristineEldin said...

I just bookmarked this as AW ass-symbols!
Still love it!