Warning: If you're easily offended, you might want to skip this post. However, if you're in the mood for a silly and irreverent laugh, keep reading.
A friend sent me some new symbols to add to my emoticons - you know all those little things we add to the ends of sentences like:
:) or :~) = a smile
:( or :~( = a frown
My friend calls these symbols "assicons"
Here we go:
(_!_) = regular ass
(__!__) = fat ass
(!) = tight ass
(_*_) = sore ass
{_!_} = swishy ass
(_o_) = an ass that's been around
(_x_) = kiss my ass
(_X_) = leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) = tired ass
(_E=mc2_) = smart ass
(_$_) = money coming out of your ass
and (_?_) = dumb ass
Which one will you use first?
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LOL
I will have to use at least one today.
cmr
I'd so like to email someone and claim to have (_$_), but knowing me, likely I'll be the first to tell someone to (_x_)
:P
Chris,
The beauty will be in knowing that the person to whom you send it won't understand it's meaning.
Thanks for stopping by.
Lainey,
They are fun to play with aren't they? Thanks for stopping by.
I love them all, especially the one that's been around---lol!! :*) Too funny. Where did she get those from? LOL...
Demon,
I don't know where she got them but they made me laugh. Probably one of those endless e-mails being forwarded ad infinitum.
these are asstastic!
of course, i will use (_?_) to describe myself, or at least my wife describing me.
Those are great!
I think I could use just about all of those, other than the one with the dollar sign in the middle. Here, of course, it would be different: (£).
Bookfraud,
People usually refer to me as a (_E=mc2_).
Mary,
It's pretty funny no matter what currency you use.
hahahahaha ohhhh my god
The swishy one {_!_} looks like something I see in the mirror every day.
Here's a Kat for you.
=^..^=
These are great!
Too funny.
These are cute.
I don't use them.
The definitions provided for emoticons in on-line lexicons always seem contradictory, so I never know if Im being insulted in code or not when I see them.
Noone's responded ROTFLMAO? Okay, I will!!
These are soooo funny!!!!
Thanks for sharing. I'm going to memorize them.
:-)
Now I just need to some up with one for Plundered Booty.
I just bookmarked this as AW ass-symbols!
Still love it!
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